Do you know what you need? 4 and a half minutes of a bored kid drumming.
Your voice is not terrible but it’s too bad you’re a smurf.
Is this singing? Does this count?
I’m going to murder the next person who usually doesn’t do this but is going to break us all off with a little preview of the remix.
So let me get this straight.
You’re sitting in front of a computer.
That is theoretically connected to the internet.
You definitely don’t know the song you’re about to sing and put on the internet.
You know I bet if you put the words “I believe I can fly” into the magic internet search box (you don’t even have to use Google, you probably have your default search engine set to Yahoo or BING FOR FUCK’S SAKE), you’d come up with the lyrics to the song you’re about to mangle. On the internet.
I hate you.
